Heather Locklear arrested for felony assault

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02/26/2018 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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You kids know who this is, right? She’s definitely seen better days. ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

http://kxan.com/2018/02/26/heather-locklear-arrested-accused-of-assaulting-boyfriend/


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! arl > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 16:54

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Ouch.....


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > arl
02/26/2018 at 16:56

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I mean, she is 56, which is 5 years older than me. She can’t look like she did in TJ Hooker all her life. But still.....


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 16:56

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TIL: I’m not the only person who remembers Heather Locklear


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 16:57

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Alcoholism is a bitch.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:01

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Who?!? Oh yeah, that one cop show I watched with my dad when Cpt. Kirk went back in time to the 1980's to be a cop. I remember now.

Who is she again?

P.S. Too young to have watched it new, old enough to remember reruns when there was only like 60 channels on the TV.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > LOREM IPSUM
02/26/2018 at 17:02

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Are we sure it’s JUST alcoholism and nothing else? Gonna need one of those facial recognition drug charts.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:05

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Maybe the cop shouldn’t have walked into her fist.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:08

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Somewhere, I have the full box set of TJ Hooker.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > jkm7680
02/26/2018 at 17:09

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That’s.....something.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:13

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I only remember her on Spin City , what’s that, like about 20 years ago?


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:20

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She wouldn’t have looked like she did in TJ Hooker back then either if you saw her with no makeup and all disheveled after spending the night beating up various people.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:20

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At first I thought that was Meredith from The Office.

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:21

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As a younger Gen Xer, she was always the main draw on Melrose Place.

You know, the show everyone pretended to watch, but nobody really did.

And, of course, one of Garth’s main celebrity crushes on Wayne’s World.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > LOREM IPSUM
02/26/2018 at 17:27

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Ms. Locklear’s novio might say the same about his novia .


Kinja'd!!! imadick > lone_liberal
02/26/2018 at 17:34

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And by beating up people you mean domestically assaulting her boyfriend, and then the police that showed up.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:43

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She works a lot: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000181/?ref_=nv_sr_2


Kinja'd!!! McMike > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:47

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I totally forgot she was married to Tommy Lee.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:47

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Shatner after star trek.

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Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:48

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IF I was married AND I was in my 50's I’d be happy if my wife looked that good. For reference this is how she looks with a little makeup and a smile:

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Besides the craziest ones are the best in bed.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 17:50

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Wow, and I thought I aged poorly.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 18:03

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Apparently they only arrested her after she assaulted a police officer or three.

But they didn’t send her to jail... they sent her to a hospital apparently according to the Jezebel article:

https://jezebel.com/heather-locklear-arrested-for-domestic-violence-and-3-c-1823321805


Kinja'd!!! JeepJeremy > ttyymmnn
02/26/2018 at 18:40

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Woah. I read a bit about this story earlier today. She must be in a very very dark place.

Life is so hard. Money doesn’t help. Substance abuse doesn’t help. Making things work at home or at work is so incredibly difficult.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > haveacarortwoorthree2
02/26/2018 at 18:42

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To be fair, mug shots aren’t exactly glamour shots.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > McMike
02/26/2018 at 20:27

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Wasn’t everyone though?


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/26/2018 at 21:09

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plus fake blonde bimbo and token Hispanic